Yo Ho Ho and a Bunch of Stuff Ed said...

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2007-12-05T14:16:00

2007-12-05T14:23:06Z

conditional offer from oxford brookes - oxford for the common person (y)

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2007-09-09T19:56:00

2007-09-09T19:33:06Z

Edinburgh was sweet. Uni was kick ass, as was the city. Here's some of the pics documenting this epic experience.

We arrived at the Hostel and discussed our plans for the evening. There was much debate about what we'd actually do

We settled on the pub

Then we stumbled back to the hostel at some fun hour

Next morning we get some safe breakfast which thus made us late to the open day itself. It was cool though, History department was begging people to take history.

I think i took this pic to highlight the fact that we were sad we had to leave each other to shower or summin. You can really sense the sombre mood lol

Then we had a safe lunch. I had Fair trade AJ and Theo was tempted by a cheese and haggis san.

We basically just wandered around then for a bit looking at the different markets (flesh, grass, bumble)

lol

During the open day who should we run into but Madlen. She'd gone up all on her own bless her. A plane at 5 and she was going back the same day at 10. That earnt alot of respect from us soooo to celebrate plane rides or summin on the lines of Edinburgh we went

to the pub again

Tbf this pub was awwwweeeesome cause it worked out to like £1.75 for bottles up until 9 then after that it was £1.50

After visiting a few more public houses we settled in one with a welsh flag (please dont leave comments saying that's not the welsh flag. I know, the seat by the welsh flag was taken so we sat by another one. It was yellow and had a lion on it. I liked it) At this pub thanks to Bleddyn we got pints of Guiness for £2.

Got back to the hoste after France got pwned

Then Theo was sick......very sick

Next morning Theo jumped back up and decided to attack me coming out of the shower. I forget why

I got my safe revenge though. Seriously dont tackle me with a wet towel, it'll just make me look even cooler when i get my hands on said towel

Then we went for a full english in the café where Jk Rowling started writing Harry Potter. There were like elephants and americans everywhere

Then we walked about a bit more, looked the beautiful sites (but not as beautiful as some) and then eventually got the bus back to the airport.

These guys were just about to tackle each other

The bus ride back Theo decides a full english wasnt the way to go and vomits into a mini carrier bag and all over the floor of the bus. it was pleasant... real pleasant. I was glad to have sat next to him on the journey back

So yea Edinburgh. I'd recomend it if you can keep your booze down and you dont mind not sleeping much.

SAFE AND TRUE

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2007-08-13T18:39:00

2007-08-13T17:59:03Z

I dont remember a whole lot of elle's party, i do remember waking up in ellies bed however at about 3 snuggled up next to Barney. Then looking through pictures i somehow managed a story board saughta thin from then on so here we go with ED's ELLIES PARTY ADVENTURE STARING PD

I walk to the Toilet and find the cutest thing EVER. bless em they're so sweepy

Then i went downstairs and talked about scat fettish for a while then who should come down but sleepy Pd who chooses to go back to sleep after arriving at the living room. Accordingly then he is mauled.

come on now how lush is this one.

"WEEUURRGHGHGURUGH"

Then the time was spent trying to keep pd awake amongst other thing. Then it got to like 7 or summin and i knew the others missed me/needed drawing on soooooo

lol pwned

so yea from what i remember good nigh (y)

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2007-07-26T12:06:00

2007-07-26T11:07:24Z

lol mistake number 1

giving me a license to drive

MWA HA HAA Ha lol

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-11-09T15:41:00

2005-11-15T17:00:50Z

I have decided to make the rest of the journal friends only in order to block all this anonymous shite that's going on. So yea.... laters

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-21T13:12:00

2005-09-22T11:56:03Z

So I didnt go to school today cause I dont feel great, but instead of just sleeping all day and feeling sorry for myself I decided to catch up with some course work. Then I realised what the fuck i was doing and immeadiately stopped the course work. Instead I am now putting up this vid for u all to enjoy.

http://s53.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2ZBL764PH29E828JKL3FY96T0W

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-19T22:10:00

2005-09-20T20:52:50Z

HAHA im soo happy. Hellfart are back in buisness!!!

We've written our first song and my god it rocks, so much!!!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-17T19:57:00

2005-09-18T18:40:23Z

19th Of September is Talk Like A Pirate Day. Embrace it by talking like a pirate and doing as much as you can possibly do inorder to embrace being a pirate. I'd wear my eye patch into school if it weren't broken. I'd wear my pirate hat into school if it weren't broken. I'd take my Jolly Roger if it weren't nailed to my wall.

Looks like im gonna have to just do my speech by talking like a pirate.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-16T09:25:00

2005-09-17T08:15:40Z

Last night was tres good. I got the chords i so greatly needed which is fantastic. (thanks treen) Went around sully with rhi, treen and simon. Then met up with Tom Rab and Lewis who were both rather tipsy to say the least. Simon brought his guitar so it was a music filled night. This other kid started following us then on only what i can assume is an electic powered skate board thing and then Sian arrived and started dancing with Lewis which just ineveitably brightend my day.

Rhi and Treen went home and Lewis fell asleep on a rock. He was so friendly all evening given out hugs to everyone and spreading the love. Granted he did punch the guy we'd just met but thats just paper work. Had a shot and then helped carry Lewis back from the beach. So overall a very productive evening.

Now for a band prac.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-15T17:12:00

2005-09-16T16:04:56Z

Tis Rhi
Im over Eds house =]
I have taken over his LJ

Its better this way

*evil Laugh*

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-13T20:39:00

2005-09-14T19:21:14Z

UPDATE! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!! PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-08T22:35:00

2005-09-09T21:41:13Z

I think its official to say the lack of competent drivers and awesome public transport results in a very boring lifestyle. fuck sully is what i say. fuck it!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-07T01:19:00

2005-09-07T19:59:46Z

Stolen of freya and evvo I have now attempted to convert confusing system of a down lyrics into even more confusing russian then back into an attempted form of english. #

1st verse of Toxicity by SOAD
Conversion, software version 7.0,
Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub,
Eating seeds as a past time activity,
The toxicity of our city, of our city,

1st verse in russian
Преобразование, версия 7.0 программного обеспечения,
Смотрение на жизнь через глаза центра шины,
Еда семян как прошлый раз деятельность,
Токсичность нашего города, нашего города,

1st verse converted back into english
Transformation, version 7.0 of the software,
Смотрение for a life through eyes of the center of the trunk,
Meal of seeds as last time activity,
Toxicity of our city, our city,

Its pretty good considering. I also need much help with the speech that most of u guys have already done. I suggested:

Matthew Bell a.k.a. "Bello"
Slipknot
The Davinci Code
Satanism
Pokemon "The deadliest of crazes"
Seppuku
Pirates
Pantera and the shooting of Dimebag
Bears
Russia
The BNP
Nazism "Fantastic idea, carried out poorly"
Commando 17

They were all rejected. AND NOT EVEN FOR GOOD REASONS. Any other topic suggestions?

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-06T01:12:00

2005-09-06T19:22:35Z

Everyone else has done so, so now I will embrace my first day experiences.

Day 1 "Things get busay"

- I think i've got Ms Holland for form maybe. I forget these things but she was being very chatty and i kinda smiled and nodded.

I was soooo happy I got Mr. Murphy for chemistry. He started the lesson by saying he didnt care when hundreds of romanians were killed with syanide or summing like that and then he realised he was being really offensive so attempted (very poorly i might add) to dig himself outta it.

Mr. Meddins began the lesson by telling us the rumours about him and Mr. Lewis being in an deep and meaningful relationship were not true and that his wife was not very happy when she found he had been having his little bit on the side.

Made paper cups in History. They could both hold water but only for a short amount of time but i was pretty thrilled by the prospect.

Also I stayed in set 1 for welsh which was a major dissapointment. On the plus side Mr. Evans told me to shave so I gave him a black eye. And Mr. Penny told me to get my hair cut so I stabbed him in the eye so now is all red.

Im just that hard!!!

Ha Pd looks like an angry child.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-04T14:31:00

2005-09-04T14:00:19Z

HAHA why on earth did i think my plan would work. Im soooo tired. Slept 11 hours on friday night went to sams at 11:00 and havent slept since. Certainly a very interesting weekend though. I went a Life of Brian themed party and walked throughout Penarth in a Toga. But i was the emperor so it was ok. Then we went back and I snuffed some Brandy (which really sucks) then went back to the party, managed to get Slayer playing on the P.A. and got beaten up by this random woman. Granted i was trying to dance dressed in an Osama mask but come on.....would Bin Laden really go to a party and penarth and strut his stuff to britney spears. I doubt it. So i showed my rage my stealing Vodka/Sangrea/What ever the hell there was and some beer. Then watched Kung Fu hustle and Jackass and played alot of Halo.

Ha and this morning none of the others would get up (pussies) and so I got into the shed and started playing Duality and they immeadiately fled the tent in an attempt to avoid a Duality Attack.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-09-02T08:25:00

2005-09-02T07:28:12Z

Getting up early makes me feel ill. I've just decided to confuse the fuck outta myself now. I slept for about 4 hours last night, will sleep a reasonably lenghty amount of time tonight, not sleep at all throughout the weekend and then finally should be able to succesfully go to school on tuesday.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-31T10:24:00

2005-08-31T09:23:58Z

HA HA!!!

We just had a skip delivered, he he and just after it arrived my mum sat me down.

Mum: Now Ed you cant set fire to the skip. It says on the side of it no fires so you cant set fire to it.
(at this point im rolling on the floor with laughter)
Ed: What if I were to light it in the night?
Mum: NO FIRES!!!!!!!

Im soo gonna set fire to the skip!!!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-28T23:45:00

2005-08-28T22:46:12Z

Alexander sucks. Avoid watching if possible.

Faranheit 9/11 tres interesant but alot of the stuff I already knew but hey who wouldnt want to see Michael Moore try and get U.S. senators to conscript their children into the army.

What else has happend in the last 24 hours that didnt involve roller blades? I went to lunch with my Grandpa and he decided to give me the times due to the fact that no one else is willing to get it for me.

Mary Magdalen sired a child. Catholisism was created by a Pagan king. Jesus was not the son of god and performed no such miracles. Modern Satanism is a pile of Nazi bull shit. Most is proven in the Dead Sea scrolls (as seen below) and other wise.

That was necersary, i think. When family disagrees with you and wont let you have your opinion its best to get it out into the open by posting it to people who already know my opinion and have probably already read the davinci code and or other things to back myself up. So in conclusion miaow!!!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-22T22:27:00

2005-08-22T21:32:04Z

So up until the afternoon this was a pretty shitty day. All ive done is attempted my graphics and read the Davinci Code.

But that conversation I just had with Leanne improved everything. Intelectual conversation rocks, it happens way to infrequently. Debating Religion and Science (very inn-keeping with the Davinci code thing)

Lol yup that was the high light of my day.

Davinci Code rocks everyone go buy it and read

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-17T09:43:00

2005-08-17T09:10:12Z

Yesterday was tres good. Woke up Ev, woke up pugz, shot flea with a blow pipe, sprayed my beard blue, bought more spraypaint, sprayed my hair pink and sprayed many others hair, went to cranes, went to gm where i met the pushiest guitar selling dude ever, went to virgin where was approached by pirates and told to go on a pirate treasure quest, finished pirate quest, performed skeletor vs beastman, found others, ruined more hair, moked ev n' pugz while frey & treen dressed em up, caught train, went to pugz'z, went home.

That was one hell of a day

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-15T11:34:00

2005-08-15T10:54:34Z

And so it begins. The end is drawing nie? Nye? Nai?

Went to see Pugz on Saturday. Lol they anticipated a crowd of 50,000 and at one stage it was just me and gazlo. Then Kat turned up and thousands more arrived. Shame bout the weather really, but only the Russians can control the weather so we had to make do. Got two awesome bears from Pugz also which always improves my day.

I bought a new tuner, and let me just say. This is the crem de la crem of all tuners.

The Seiko STX1 can tune everything. Banjo's, Guitars, Trumpets, Me, anything. It has a microphone as u can see and also has a vibration sensor in case you are in a noisy atmosphere. Granted this picture is actually bigger than the tuner it self and it does cost £44.95 but in the end isnt it worth it just so you can drop your E string to an A#. No probably not.

Urm anything else intersting happend in that past couple o days. Ooooohhhh Dog The Bounty Hunter. Quite possibly the best tv show ever. Im sooooo happy i found that. I was just flicking through the channels and then there he was in all his 5ft 7 glory. Hahahah Dog's short. But he carries a mace gun so no one's messing with him. ooooh and UFC thats pretty hardcore. To a certain extent at least, cant beet Dog.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-04T18:24:00

2005-08-04T17:26:46Z

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK!!!!!!

I picked up the wrong curry. I wanted medium. I got the hottest one in Tesco.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!

I think my stomach is attempting to force it self out through my belly button!!!!!!! The only time this has been worse was when i ate that chili pizza at ev's and well im sure u know teh rest. DAMN YOU PUGZ!!!! DAMN YOU TONIS!!!!! DAMN YOU TESCO!!!!

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-08-01T20:30:00

2005-08-01T19:33:18Z

God im bored!!!!

I cant play guitar any more, and this pc is driving me insane. Perhaps I could colour in my scrotom. Surely this would pass the time.

No, no i wont resort to that.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-07-30T21:10:00

2005-07-30T21:29:32Z

Pirates of the Caribean. One movie i'll never get tired of. Some of the scenes for that film were made in Greece dont you know.

Sometimes I miss Christianity. I always had something to depend upon.

But then I remember that life doesnt work that way. Piracy is the way of the future. EMBRACE IT! YAAAAARRRRR.

lone_wulf_yarrr @ 2005-07-28T15:10:00

2005-07-28T14:11:57Z

Good Grief its cold
I feels ill and this bastard keeps prank calling me. I personally blame the yellow pages.